We all know that turtles are important in the wild, but what about at home? Check out these hilarious tweets on turtle names! Whether you need a name for your pet turtle or just want to laugh, this article has got you covered.
-What do you call a turtle with no shell? A softy!
-Why did the turtle cross the road? He was asked to.
-I’ve got an idea for new kind of pizza, it’s called “turtle pie.”
-My friend said he wanted to name his pet turtle Chuck E Cheese because all their stuff is in English and that made him laugh cause “chuck e cheese” sounds like “cheese chuck.”
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-My friend said he wanted to name his pet turtle Chuck E Cheese because all their stuff is in English and that made him laugh cause “chuck e cheese” sounds like “cheese chuck.”
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- “My daughter just told me she wants to name her pet turtle ‘After Hours.’ I’m not sure if she’s serious.”
- “I call my new found tortoise Fred. But he is a boy and his name is Freddie.”
-“Guy on the bus: You got any names for your turtles?” Me: No, what are some good ones? Guy: About six of them.”
- “Why do you have so many pets named after places in Boston?!”
- “(On Tinder) What kind of dog breeds can you get that don’t shed much?” [shows pic] Me:”These little guys right here!” *points at small red eared slider* Lady responds with disgust, “Oh, Jesus!”
- What are some good names for a turtle?
- Where can I buy an exotic pet in the US?
- I’m thinking about getting a tortoise. Do they make good pets?
My daughter just told me she wants to name her pet turtle ‘After Hours.’ I’m not sure if she’s serious. My new found tortoise Fred. But he is a boy and his name is Freddie. Guy on the bus: You got any names for your turtles?” Me: No, what are some good ones? Guy: About six of them.” Why do you have so many pets named after places in Boston?! (On Tinder) What kind of dog breeds can you get?
- I have a pet turtle, he’s called “Boston” - but it’s not the city in America.
- My tortoise is named Fred because that was my last name before I got married and changed it to something much easier for him to spell with his little claws.”Officer: Hey you! You can’t just keep naming your pets after places on Earth!” Me: But they’re all turtles.” Officer:”I’m gonna ticket ya.'”
I used to work at Walgreens as an assistant manager so when people would come up asking where they could buy their exotic pet there I felt really special. It made me feel like a celebrity-people are always coming over for autographs or pictures of some kind. But now I’m working at Starbucks and people hardly notice me.
“I’ve always wondered, is a turtle’s name alphabetized by the first letter of their last name?” “So would my nephew be ‘Z for Zorn?'”
- One time there was this turtle that came into the store looking very sad so we bought him some ice cream to cheer him up! When he left everyone said how nice it must have been to work with such an animal lover-and they didn’t know it was just me being really generous.”It doesn’t matter what you call your tortoise,” says Franklin, who has also had turtles all his life. “If you love them then they’re happy. It’s good enough for us.”
The next sentence. The end of the blog post. “It doesn’t matter what you call your tortoise,” says Franklin, who has also had turtles all his life. “If you love them then they’re happy. It’s good enough for us.”
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